i_thought_it_was_her
smurfus rex
I
thought
I
heard
my
roommate's
girlfriend
moaning
downstairs
as
the
two
of
them
continued
to
bump
uglies
as
is
their
unfortunately
frequent
custom
but
when
I
listened
for
her
moaning
again
I
realized
that
I
was
hearing
the
train
downtown
.
thank
god
it
wasn't
her
.
I'd
have
to
stomp
on
the
floor
to
let
them
know
I
can
hear
them
.
And
hopefully
embarrass
them
both
.
Cuz
I'm
like
that
.
031001
...
niska
they
don't
care
.
in
fact
,
it
only
makes
them
do
it
louder
...
031001
...
misstree
yep
.
the
ex
and
i
knew
we
were
bothering
the
gay
neighbors
when
the
dance
mixes
started
at
incredible
volumes
... cinderblock
walls
don't
block
much
sound
...
they
sent
us
a
very
polite
letter
,
too
(mailed
it
and
all
,
though
our
door
was
10
feet
down
)...
i
almost
feel
bad
for
being
so
damn
loud
,
but
i
can't
quite
manage
to
...
only
a
two
or
three
times
did
we
did
get
the
pleasure
of
hearing
the
rare
girlish
squeal
that
can
only
be
elicited
by
a
combination
of
extreme
discomfort
and
delight
,
though
...
031002
...
ClairE
I'm
not
sure
if
I
was
wrong
,
after
all
.
031024
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from