commemorative_annual_freakout
lss
you
get
the
ankles
I'll
get
the
wrists
030831
...
ferret
i'll
get
the
third
arm
030831
...
mon
i'll
get
the
third
eye
030831
...
splat
I'll
get
the
pooper scooper
030831
...
birdmad
leave
them
on
the
floor
amongst
the
other
incriminating
artifacts
030831
...
.fallen
why
do
you
keep
hitting
your
head
against
the
wall
?
'
cuz
it
feels
soooooo
good
when
I
stop
!
050613
...
LS
There
are
two
friends
at
a
bar
late
one
night
.
One
holds
a
cat
everywhere
he
goes
.
he
never
wears
a
watch
.
The
friend
finally
asks
him
, "
What's
with
the
cat
?"
The
man
responds, "
I
use
it
to
tell
time
."
As
the
two
are
leaving
the
bar
,
the
second
man
is
pondering
how
this
is
possible
.
He
finally
asks
his
friend
,puzzled, "
So
how
does
it
tell
time
?"
The
man
gives
the
cat
a
hard
squeeze
around
its
middle
.
The
cat
lets
out
a
long
meow
,very
loud
.
Down
the
street
,
a
woman
opens
her
window
to
yell
,"What's
with
all
the
racket?
It's
one
in
the
morning
!!!"
050613
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from