bon_er_ree_bob Norm Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were pies on a shelf and I was a baker I'd eat'em all myself Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were bells in a tower And I was a ringer I'd ding'em every houre Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were bricks in a pile and I was the mason I'd lay them all in style Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were each an empty hole and I was a dump truck I'd fill'em with my load Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were each a sheet of plywood and I was a carpenter I'd nail'em all I could Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were hurdles in a line and I was a runner I'd jump them all the time Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were each an open door and I was a home owner I'd slam'em when I got home Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were each a lock for security and I was a lock smith I'd fit'em with my key Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were each a stretch of highway and I was a trucker I'd ride them every day Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were each a mountain bike and I was a biker I'd ride them every night Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were puppet baloons you'd make and I was clown I'd pop them every lunch break Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies Were Tickle Trunks I'd be Mr. Dressup And fill them with my junk. Hey Bon-er-ree-bob Hey Bon-er-ree-bob 011030 ... shot in the dark stoned? 011030 ... Norm Funny you should ask. 011030 ... Norm The tickle trunk one makes me laugh. I want somebody to make up more. Make me laugh. 011030 ... Norm I wish that all the ladies were screws in the wall and I were a screw driver I'd screw em all. Hey bon-er-ree-bob Hey bon-er-ree-bob I wish that all the ladies were nails in a pole and I were a hammer I'd bang em in their hole. 011031 ... Norm I wish that all the ladies Were each an empty hole and I was a dump truck I'd fill'em with my load Correction I copied those off a web page and that one is wrong. Cause the people who made that web page are stupid. Its supposed to be. I wish that all the ladies Were holes in the road and I was a dump truck I'd fill'em with my load 011031 what's it to you? who go blather from