apparently_i_have_standards epitome of incomprehensibility One of the people at my part-time tutoring job offered me $150 to write two essays for a student. I said no, because I don't think that sort of thing is fair. It was kind of disappointing, but also funny since one essay question was about Gandhi. I should have said: Gandhi would not approve! and left it at that. 130412 ... falling_alone I turned down a quickie in the theater bathroom, But I'm not above lying to a multi-million organization that I'll be late to see them because of an overlapping meeting. And by meeting, I mean haircut. 130412 ... dafremen I used to be afraid of dying..until I realized that the universe is having too much fun toying with my ass to let me off that easily. 130413 ... falling_alone The ratio if how much pulp you like in your orange juice is equal to how much I like you. 130414 ... unhinged but some of them are weirder than most peoples' and others are lower 130419 ... dam But at you get fucked you skinny bitch 130603 ... dam At least :fuck 130603 what's it to you? who go blather from