american_idol_22
dafremen
August
, 2024 -
United
World
Press
Hopeful
contestants
lined
up
around
the
block
for
their
chance
at
a
shit
contract
to
play
a
part
in
"
Ice
Capades
Off
Ice
":
The
seasonal
American
Idol
Tour
. (
Also
lovingly
called
the
"Annual
American
Menudo
One
-Shot
Wonders
"
tour
by
fans
.)
But
if
singers
seemed
excited
,
it
was
nothing
compared
to
the
fake
excitement
displayed
before
cameras
by
Simon
Cowell,
Idol
judge
,
as
he
hinted
at
this
season's twists.
"
I
think
we've
managed
to
keep
a
surprise
or
two
up
our
sleeve
after
22
years
",
said
Cowell
in
his
trademark unconcerned
British
accent
. "
I
don't
want
to
give
it
away
,
so
let's
just
say
...finalists
will
be
cocktailed
and
there
will
be
a
decibel
meter
on
hand
.
I'll
leave
it
at
that
."
Dang
.
Where's
Clay
Aiken
when
he'd
be
entertaining
?
080118
...
Lemon_Soda
You
actually
keep
up
on
that
stuff
,
daf
?
;)
080118
...
daf
Naw.
I
just
got
a
new
decibel
meter
and
it
got
me
to
thinking
.
That's
all
. : )
080118
...
LEMON SODA RESPONDING
CHECK
081110
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from