affame_le_geant_speed_dial fyn gula in his continuing effort tp please king mal and dial up 911 as expediently as possible, saumboo quickly scanned the address book recorded in his cell phone directory. pushing the down arrow, he rapidly scrolled through the letter A listings, names like Air France (everybody Cannes! Cannes!) Alligator Al's Handmade Shoes, Angry Angels' Demon Ass Kickers, and Auckland's Community Theatre, flew by as did the important numbers under the letter B, such as Biddy the Clown, Bowling with Beetles, and Buzzbat's Coffee Cave. Then the socially serious series saved under C: Candy Carl's Caramel Corn, Casanova in Bohemia (farmfish's new 'skite culture salon), Classical Cucumber (vegetarian cafe, great take-out), and Crazy Alice (a vintage/op shoppe). then the digits down as D, Devil's Food Cake We're Not (wheat-free bakery) and Dino-sore (a full body massage center). perhaps you are thinking saumboo saved 911 under E for emergency. if so, you happen to be right and also wrong. right because he did store it under E, but not for emergency. the number was filed under the word, "Eaaaakkkk!" for this is what saumboo thought to himself under conditions warranting an emergency. perhaps you are also wondering why he even put 911 in a directory when it would be much easier and quicker to simply punch in the three numbers. in any case, the phone rang once and was picked up. 020410 what's it to you? who go blather from