I don't smoke, for the record.
Do not loan people things when you are drunk.
He walked off with mine.
Next time I saw him:
me:"Can I get that back?"
him(stoned):"Chick, I can't tell you how bad I feel about that."
me:"Shit, you didn't. You dumbass, that zippo was a gift from my mother. She bought it for me in New Orleans."
him:"I'll keep looking for it, I will, it might still be at my old house, and I'm going to clean out my car..."