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** SuperSpecial Boy **
All Purpose Spread
An excellent companion, free-spirit,
and bread topping!
Not to be missed - Limited Edition!
Specially Balanced and Fortified!
All Natural!
Ideal alternative for interesting people!
Nutrition Information:
Serving Size: 1 peep
Calories 127
(calories from fat: 20)
Item Qty %DV
General Goodness: 1.4g 98%
College Smarts: 24g 92%
Total Baggage 6mg 03%
creepy baggage 5mg .002%
Total Humor 22g 84%
dry humor 10g 34%
sarcastic humor 3g 18%
random humor 98 32%
Entertaining Thoughts 5g 67%
Intelligible Muttering 9g 04%
Total Drinking 8g 14%
polyunsaturated 0g 0%
winewithdinner 8g 14%
* note: %DailyValue based on hopelessly unscientific speculation, your results may vary.
Ingredients: water, salt, protein, diversity, good upbringing, outdoor activities, classical literature, home cooking, pop culture, cartoons, soymilk, senseless jabber (may be political, literary, or meteorological), motorcycles, world travel, college radio, cynicism, 70's television, cat hair.
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