apparently_i_have_standards
epitome of incomprehensibility
One
of
the
people
at
my
part
-time tutoring
job
offered
me
$150
to
write
two
essays
for
a
student
.
I
said
no
,
because
I
don't
think
that
sort
of
thing
is
fair
.
It
was
kind
of
disappointing
,
but
also
funny
since
one
essay
question
was
about
Gandhi
.
I
should
have
said
:
Gandhi
would
not
approve
!
and
left
it
at
that
.
130412
...
falling_alone
I
turned
down
a
quickie
in
the
theater
bathroom
,
But
I'm
not
above
lying
to
a
multi-million organization
that
I'll
be
late
to
see
them
because
of
an
overlapping
meeting
.
And
by
meeting
,
I
mean
haircut
.
130412
...
dafremen
I
used
to
be
afraid
of
dying
..until
I
realized
that
the
universe
is
having
too
much
fun
toying
with
my
ass
to
let
me
off
that
easily
.
130413
...
falling_alone
The
ratio
if
how
much
pulp
you
like
in
your
orange
juice
is
equal
to
how
much
I
like
you
.
130414
...
unhinged
but
some
of
them
are
weirder
than
most
peoples'
and
others
are
lower
130419
...
dam
But
at
you
get
fucked
you
skinny
bitch
130603
...
dam
At
least
:
fuck
130603
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
