Deepest Apologies Holy fucking shit. I haven't used this site for 7-8 years...just went back and re-read all my blathes, and I'm mortified. Disgusted. They are truly awful, and I'm sorry to have infected this site with them. I know, in the grand scheme of things, they are meaningless, and account for less than a quarter of a percent of the total content, but I still feel...responsible for a slight degradation of this wonderous spot. If I could remove them I would. I hope you'll forgive me. 100408
ergo You're in luck! Absolutions are now on sale for the amazingly low price of $19.95! Hurry while the forgiveness lasts! 100409
amy nada haha! very funny. you see, we are selling_indulgences here at blather. it is all part of the blather masterplan. you are so forgiven, cha-ching, cha-ching. should you stay or should you go? (in peace)? 100409
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Father Blatherphile all will be well and truly forgiven if you come and see me in the rectory after mass 100409
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