singing_about_cows_and_penises johnny west A penis to a cow says: "Fuck me". "Fine by me," says the cow. Circular...sexually explicit...um... But what of the dubious intoxication Whaddaya thinkin'? Hrmph? Penises and cows were meant to procreate, as the following will demonstrate: PENIS - I am not sexual. I am not attractive. I am addictive. COW - I am a cow. You squeeze my tit. It's milk you get. Cuz I am a cow. PENIS - I must be treated with respect. I am strong, yet fragile. I am agile! COW - I am a cow. I lick the ground. I lick myself. Cuz I am a cow. PENIS - Let's fuck. COW - Okay! --AFTER CONSUMMATING INTERCOURSE, COMPLETE WITH GENUINE/FAKED ORGASMS-- PENIS - (panting) That was incredible...I am amazing... COW - (also panting) Wow... --ENTER BRAD PITT, COMPLETELY NAKED-- BRAD PITT - Can I join you? PENIS - Fuck yeah! COW - You got drugs? BRAD PITT - I got some...uh...mescalline...and some nyquil. PENIS - I got dibs on the nyquil! COW - Shit! This happens every time! You prick! BRAD PITT - Whoa! I could cut the sexual tension between you two with a meat cleaver! Sexalicious! PENIS - Succexual! COW - I am a cow! Hear me moo! --BRAD PITT AND PENIS LOOK PERPLEXED, WHILE COW GETS ON WITH THE MOOING-- 010324 ... ClairE *applause* 011221 what's it to you? who go blather from