parachute_pants
grendel
owned
one
pair
when
i
was
in
seventh
grade
,
when
they
were
in
the
last
days
of
their
popularity
.
and
i
must
have
been
the
only
kid
in
my
neighborhood
who
never
felt
the
urge
to
learn
how
to
breakdance.
001127
...
Rhin
I
had
forgotten
about
those
parachute
pants
!
What
about
those
adolescents
who
walked
around
, mimicking
Michael
Jackson
in
Thriller
?
Those
hideous
red
and
black
jackets
-
the
ones
with
the
zippers
all
over
them
.
001127
...
Barrett
See
Bobby
,
I
told
you
Grendel
would
know
.
I
used
to
Breakdance
to
"
Egyptian
Lover
"
wearing
my
parachute_pants
and
my
plastic
Puma's.
"
Yo
,
quit
bite'n
my
moves
!"
001128
...
god
rabbit
twisted
his
neck
around
at
a
severe
angle
to
make
sure
his
auxillary parachute
pants
were
deploying
properly
.
as
they
billowed
with
the
racing
wind
,
rabbit
put
his
paws
to
his
pockets
so
as
not
to
loose
his
loose
change
.
he
really
wanted
to
get
a
coke
when
he
came
back
down
to
earth
.
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