generalissimo_de_vaseline
tennis star of the 70s
Boy
-howdy!
this
cat
is
earmarked
for
sureto
gow
down
in
both
the
annals
and
the
anals
of
the
hall_of_grain
for
slippery
characters.
There
are
rumours
that
he
was
the
one
who
appointed
the
members
of
the
spontaneous_lasagna
squad
that
presided
over
one
of
the
deaths
of
saint_lunchmeat_aloysius_basketball
.
Quotes
the
works
of
Bob_Oatmeal_Sodomy
even
though
he's
never
read
a
word
the
man
ever
wrote
.
Make
what
you
will
of
that
.
I
will
drunkenly
crochet
a
nice
carburetor
cozy
from
where
those
threads
seem
to
weave
together
(
illusion
,
all
of
it
-
but
we
all
knew
that
already
,
didn't
we
-
well
... DIDN"T
WE
?!)
Please
pardon
me
if
my
logic
is
as
loose
as
the
bowels
of
the
fiber
-laden,
i
am
recovering
from
the
taxing
endeavor
of
trying
to
run
around
the
world
fast
enough
to
tap
on
the
back
of
my
own
shoulder
,
and
well
,
both
times
i
managed,
i
startled
myself
so
bad
that
i
kicked
my
own
ass
for
having
forgot
about
the
whole
plan
somewhere
along
the
way
.
Has
anybody
seen
my
bowl
of
depleteduraniumenudo
?
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
