a_patchy_fog
sameolme
This
phenomenom
was
first
experienced
in
the
American
west
. Wagon
trains
were
often
attacked
by
indians
who
snuck
up
on
them
while
camouflaged
in
fog
.
When
a
dying
settler
was
asked
,"Who
did
this
to
you
?",
all
he
could
blurt
out
with
his
last
gasp
was
"
white
cloud
".
This
gave
rise
to
the
legend
of
White
Cloud
being
a
great
warrior
,
thus
destroying
his
career
as
a
tap
dancer
.
In
our
own
time
,
the
name
"Apache
Fog
"
is
best
known
as
Calvin
Klien's
marketing
debacle
.
They
introduced
a
line
of
Apache
Fog
fragrences
which
became
the
laughing
stock
of
the
industry
when
it
was
learned
that
the
Navajos refered
to
extremely
objectionable
flatulence
as
Apache
Fog
.
Calvin
Klien's
problems
grew
when
kids
discovered
that
if
you
drank
a
bottle
of
Apache
Fog
after
shave
that
you
would
"
see
the
great
spirit
".
This
led
to
Apache Fog's
new
meaning
of
"
I'm
really
twisted
."
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