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DannyH LAX AIRPORT ARRIVALS

For an airport called LAX, the security is surprisingly tight. You are hounded by beagles and made to unpack your bags all over the floor because you are suspected of attempting to smuggle a banana into California.
As you are passing through immigration an official asks you how much money you are bringing into LA.
"About three hundred dollars." you say.
"How long are you staying?" She asks.
"About two weeks."
"You got credit cards?"
"Erm...yeah."
"You'll need 'em. Have a nice day sir." She snaps, waving you through into the arrivals area.
A disembodied voice says, "It is not required to give money to solicitors."
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DannyH Take a taxi dh0015

Go to LAX DEPARTURES dhlax
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u24 "For an airport called LAX, the security is surprisingly tight."

that phrase has been in my head for 18 years, no idea why it stuck really.
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