crabs_need_to_die
squint i haven't had crabs all summer,

and depending on what context we're talking, that could be a good thing. hahahaha. no...but really...maryland blue crabs...i am infatuated with them...

The little bastards are always so angry and vicious,
and its so nice
to just

hear them suffer,
and for the first time, i am going to go "crabbing" alone and I am going to cook the little assholes tonight.

BWAHAHAHHAHA!

see, my vegetarianism does not extend to blue crabs. I feel no guilt whatsoever for devouring them.

and maybe they have a right to be angry.

but STILL...

and its a nice way to vent frustration.

DIE CRABS!!!! DIE, YOU DELICIOUS BEASTS!!!
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hey now! i hate crabs. they scare me.
eat up, squint.
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blue star I laugh. 020802
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