topper
/
"
I'm
going
to
go
change
my
oil
today
"
"
I
once
had
a
car
that
I
rebuilt
but
put
bad
oil
in
so
a
rod
was
knocking
but
it
would
pull
a
wheelie
and
i
raced
a
guy
down
the
street
and
it
was
so
fast
that
i
was
able
to
get
over
the
hill
and
stop
in
the
diner
and
get
a
cup
of
coffee
and
was
back
in
my
car
drinking
it
before
he
even
caught
up
to
me
.
I
sold
that
car
right
then
and
there
to
the
guy
for
$
10
,000
and
a
6
-pack
because
he
was
so
impressed
.
He
then
used
the
tag
numbers
to
play
the
lottery
and
won
.
That's
why
I
always
change
the
oil
before
I
sell
a
car
."
No
matter
what
you
say
,
they
have
amazing
stories
about
and
are
an
expert
over
every
topic
.
Always
have
to
'top'
you
.
Pathological
Liar
.
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who
go
blather
from