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anne-girl Now that I've I've got your attention... *hem hem* [2]

TWITCH: The (parenthetical) Review

New Jersy singer/songwriter Twitch's latest album, "A Collection Of Miscellaneous Songs" is unique in that it is EXCLUSIVELY available through skype [available at skype.com free, a limited time offer, get it while it lasts] conversations with the aaaaartist [not to be confused with the aardvark] himself! This is a unique and varied experience. Aside from singing to you, of course, he will also be highly funny-entertaining [1] (though, in interviews, he refuses to consider being a comedian). Scintillating conversation, yes yes yes

However, he remains unconvinced of his ability to sing good, refusing all compliments (at least from this reporter - perhaps it's a canadian thing). Does he? This reviewer is not a qualified critic (being quite possibly tone-deaf), but votes yes.

Overall rating: 8.5/10 (translation: highly recommended)

[1] Not to be confused with singing-entertaining, which he is also
[2] Incidentally, I don't hate Twitch. Fo' real. Twitch is teh 0wnz0rz, quite clearly.

NEXT IN THE SERIES:
i_love_twitch
or quite possibly
twitch____the_review_part_two

adieu!
[the drunk on lack of sleep]
060103
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anne-girl-who-cant-spell Jersey. 060103
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Twitch aww anne...



best present ever!
060103
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Twitch Man...this blathe is my anti-depressant. 060113
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