how_many_licks
startfires
does
it
take
to
get
to
the
tootsie
roll
center
of
a
tootsie
pop
?
lets
find
out
.
one
,
two
,
three
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
it
takes
three
hundred
and
two
.
and
you
thought
the
world
would
never
know
.
001114
...
Barrett
I
usually
rate
a
lickking session
by
length
of
duration
,
not
multitude
of
licks.
001114
...
Rhin
does
it
take
to
lick
the
stripes
off
of
a
candy
cane?
let's
find
out
.
one
...two...
.
.
it
takes
only
four
.
slow
&
steady
does
it
.
i
would
have
to
agree
with
barrett
,
and
say
that
duration
gets
the
point
.
001114
...
speedopheterdaxle
I
usually
suck
licking
is
a
damn
fine
pain
in
the
ass
001115
...
Barrett
you
must
be
licking
in
the
wrong
place
.
001116
...
Rhin
there
is
alot
to
be
said
for
sucking
,
but
i'm
not
going
to
.
however
,
never
ever
,
ever
-ever-ever-ever,
forget
the
one
basic
rule
: nibbling
is
an
option
- rightfully
reserved
,
for
only
the
skillful
suckers
!
001116
...
me
licking
candy
is
hotttt
001117
...
daanuh
how
many
licks
does
it
take
to
get
to
the
center
of
a
tootsie
roll
pop
?
"
one
.
two
.
three
.
CRUNCH
!"
stupid
owl
.
i
counted
1649.
001222
...
bethany
i
used
to
have
this
navy
blue
shirt
and
in
magenta
and
white
and
brown
was
the
owl
with
his
little
box
asking
how
many
licks
it
takes
i
fucking
lost
that
shirt
a
month
after
i
bought
it
on
a
camping
trip
020722
...
squint
boxers
with
lollipops...
what
am
I
to
do
?
020722
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from