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silentbob
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i know a lot of people who realized they were sinners and admitted their love for god at age five. at age five i was concerned with whether or not we drove past cows on our way to my cousins house because that would make the car smell bad. not whether or not i was going to hell.
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god
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i swear i thought she was 18.
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insect life is all around
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no, i think he just seems to have a thing for lilliputians, rabbits and goats
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god
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well, after i got my head straight, that is.
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020421
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silentbob
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hook em while they're young
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misstree
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that way you can train 'em proper
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030809
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shivers
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i think when your five god is a thing to worship... like pokemon but do they really take it seriously?
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123
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You better watch what you say about Pokemon (Capital "P", ok?)
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030810
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
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