bank_of_nonrefundable_apples
paste! i am a bucket of shrimp and i ran around in a boat shouting obelisks at obscenities!

what have the reindeer done for YOUR cold war? huh? huh? huh?
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igor blatherov i am a rock star
i am an island breeze frozen rum drink
like a bridge over the troubled river qwertymotempole
i will lame ye down comforter sans culottes

oh, and hold the mayo
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ferret i am lucile ball and i went around the dock carrying drug man with me

drug man was weird, i think he was on drugs

he walked off the edge of the pier

oh, and extra mayo for me please
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tonya i am tostadas

i made no sound save for the random crunch. I rattled around on a plate in a segretated restaurant for eyelids.

maybe tomorrow i will be sentient. Scotch and soda, beer back over here, por favor
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ashrakundreamer i am
i wish i was not
we are
for the detriment of us all
you take
too many fears too far
we make
mistakes which ruin us now
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farmfish i am the fire that jumps out of its confines and burns the things the soul cannot lose. 030720
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x i am the walrus
i sound like this
(coocoocachoo, coocoocachoo)
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whitechocolatewalrus um no,
i am the walrus.

(ha, joking! you can be a walrus too.)
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Death of a Rose interest juniormint godsmacking lip readers.

more dill mustard please.
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