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/ "I'm going to go change my oil today"

"I once had a car that I rebuilt but put bad oil in so a rod was knocking but it would pull a wheelie and i raced a guy down the street and it was so fast that i was able to get over the hill and stop in the diner and get a cup of coffee and was back in my car drinking it before he even caught up to me. I sold that car right then and there to the guy for $10,000 and a 6-pack because he was so impressed. He then used the tag numbers to play the lottery and won. That's why I always change the oil before I sell a car."

No matter what you say, they have amazing stories about and are an expert over every topic. Always have to 'top' you. Pathological Liar.
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