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misstree the most dangerous animal.

don't know if the_goats originated it, but i usually hear it from them. so.
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. Jack Handey's version was different. I think it was a shark riding an elephant, or vice versa.

Hambone or Flippy?
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Flowers from Safeway "Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
-Jack Handy
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misstree aha!

that explains it, they were on a jack_handy kick for a little bit.

the_goats are still the coolest, and the animal is even more dangerous if the shark is strapped on, because then it can get more leverage for thrashing about. yep. i know. i saw two shelepharks fight one time. the one with the strap one. it was bloody. it was cool.

now i'm feeling the urge to drink jack_daniles.... damn you, goats, damn you!!! *shakes her fist at the nearest hammock, where a goat is most likely to be found*
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misstree one = won.

yeppers.
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celestias shadow no sharks with laser beams?

jack_handey is hilarious
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