the_king
god
that's
when
el's '
shrooms
really
began
to
kick
in
.
he
spun
his
head
around
violently.
his
thick
rubbery
lips
flailed
like
soggy
tubesocks
tied
to
the
door
handle
of
a
'
79
volare.
a
single
drop
of
grease
escaped
from
his
mane
like
a
little
child
thrown
from
a
merry
-go-round.
his
eyes
narrowed,
then
focused
on
a
cloaked
apparition
bearing
what
appeared
to
be
an
ancient
scroll
containing
terrible
mysteries
.
upon
the
scroll
was
a
single
slice
of
pizza
,
also
shedding
grease
.
elvis
lunged greedily
for
the
slice
.
the
apparition
dissolved
,
and
el
found
himself
plunging
into
an
abyss
.
el's
head
swam
as
he
backed
away
from
the
toilet
.
he
pulled
up
his
pants
,
and
half
-heartedly raised
his
zipper
.
his
hands
,
and
the
entire
bathroom
,
were
covered
with
shit
.
he
retched,
then
reeled
out
of
the
room
.
el
looked
down
the
corridor
.
he
limped weakly
back
towards
his
room
.
he
saw
in
his
mind
the
faces
of
millions
of
girls
.
thousands
of
stages
.
hundreds
of
towns
.
it
seemed
like
a
distant
dream
here
in
the
spacecraft.. spacecraft?...
SPACECRAFT?!!!
his
mind
spun
into
oblivion
as
the
last
shred
of
his
sanity
tore
.
010622
...
"The" Man
He
rules
!
070710
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
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