saint_joe
Q
Is
the
centuries
-old
guy
who
lives
under
the
bed
St
.
Joe
?
Virgin
Mary's hubby
and
patron
saint
of
workers?
Her
nightlight
hasn't
been
shining
on
him
lately
.
He
needs
to
get
out
from
under
the
bed
and
overthrow
the
WTO
.
He's
also
too
old
to
be
playing
cards
with
a
girl
all
night
,
even
if
her
nightlight
does
shine
on
them
.
000701
...
MollyGoLightly
Old
Joe's
out
walking
the
streets
with
his
anti-globalization placard.
But
he's
really
just
wandering
around
my
neighborhood
,
so
it's
not
getting
much
accomplished.
My
card
-partner
is
a
boogeyman
made
out
of
dirty
laundry
and
dust
bunnies
.
And
big
teeth
.
I
don't
know
where
his
big
teeth
came
from
.
I
think
his
momma
had
big
teeth
.
000701
...
grendel
the
boogeyman
is
one
of
my
cousins
.
him
,
the
closet
monster
the
evil
-tree-shadow,
and
our
spicier,
more
flamboyant
southwestern
cousin
...
el_cucui
000701
...
typhoid
sait
joe
,
hehe
.
joeism
.
sitting
at
the
stoplight
at
the
cul_de_sac
off
the
busy
street
making
the
traffic
signal
stop
all
the
people
coming
down
the
road
.. imitating dirk gently's
method
of
finding
interesting
things
,
following
a
car
that
looks
like
it
knows
where
its
goin..
midnight
stop
at
dennys
for
some
country
fried
potatoes
and
a
butterfinger
milkshake
,
fishing
for
furbys
in
the
claw
machine
,
comparing
the
contents
of
our
pockets
000702
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from