heightist
emmi
short
guys
lie
about
their
height
and
don't
want
me
to
wear
heels.
they
also
tell
people
i'm
really
tall
,
which
i'm
not
really
,
it's
just
that
they
are
short
.
and
yes
, 5'8
is
short
for
a
guy
.
also
,
i'm
sick
of
getting
stuff
from
the
top
shelf
at
the
supermarket
for
short
people
.
next
time
i
drop
something
on
the
floor
i'll
shout
out
to
the
nearest
short
person
to
pick
it
up
for
me
.
i
am
also
tired
of
people
commenting
on
my
height
/weight.
next
time
someone
says
i'm
tall
and
thin
,
i'll
tell
them
they're
short
and
fat
.
fair
enough
,
right
?
it's
not
as
if
_i_
asked
for
_their_
opinion
.
yeah
,
short
people
got
no
reason
to
live
.
they
have
little
hands
and
little
eyes
,
they
walk
around
telling
great
big
lies
.
i
am
a
heightist.
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go
blather
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