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andru235
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---WHEAT PASTE---
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for this recipe you will need...
3 cups ground wheat
2 cups water
mix wheat and water in large bowl.
serves 2.
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p2
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2 parts hydrogen
1 part oxygen
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andru235
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ooooh...even better! suddenly i LOVE boring!
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oren
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---WHITE BREAD---
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For this recipe, you'll need:
1 slice (medium thickness, not an end slice) white bread (cheapest brand available).
Place slice on white paper plate and serve.
Serves (1) one.
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andru235
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oren, that recipe is WONDERfully boring.
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oren
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andru, my_wife suggests cutting_off the_crust to reduce the number of textures.
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nom)
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--- WEEVILS ---
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for this recipe you'll need:
weevils, a handful
stir weevils in small bowl and serve. for extra fun add a few sprinkles of cereal crumbs.
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nom)
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serves 1, possibly
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oren
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the cereal crumb sprinkles would be too_exciting for_me.
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andru235
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oren, your wife is a wise, wise woman. may you treat her to a fine, fine feast of weevils.
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oren
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andru, I'll do so as_soon_as I_can find some.
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thieums
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---FISH---
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for this recipe you will need...
1 fishing rod and line
1 bait
1 pond
Put the bait on the line, throw it in the pond using the rod.
Wait for the fish to catch the bait.
Wait some more...
Wait...
Go back home and talk about fishing to your peers.
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mmmm.
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boring.
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080522
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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