blather_monk kss I want to become a monk. I thought, why not become a blather monk? It will be a role of dignity, and I can maybe help people, or spread some enlightenments around, and maybe serve interesting, ceremonial monk food, and have weighty things to mumble. I can be "The Keeper of The Underscore", and help with cross references, and help shepard blatherskites who are blinded by the blather white screen. The drawback might be that monks seem to wake up early, and I don't see them out in bars all that much. I suppose I could adjust my schedule, and cutting back my bar time might be a good thing. Of course, there’s the celibacy thing, but I’m already 99% there on that one. Once I’m a monk, I’d be off the hook, and would not have to deal with dating anymore. That’s it, I’m signing up. I’m joining the mostly-high order of infamous blather monks. My mom will be so proud! Where do I get my robes and handbook? 021025 ... devalis I want to be Adrian Monk. He's the world's greatest defective detective. 021025 what's it to you? who go blather from