answer_machine
notme hello hello hello
pick up pick up pick up
it's me
me me me me
me me
pick up
pick me
pick me up
hello this is
the message
are you listening
040501
...
notme beep 040501
...
notme please_leave_a_message
please_leave_a_message
please_leave_a_message after the beep
040501
...
notme i_wish_you_were_here
wish_i_was_here
wish i was
wish you
040501
...
notme bang bang bang
boom boom boom
kapow
die all tone
040501
...
kookaburra boom boom boom
i want you in my room
we'll spend the night together
from now until forever...
or at least when i get back
040501
...
sameolme When will the old soldiers fade away? 040501
...
thieums Hello, this is the fridge speaking.

The answering machine is out of order right now, so I take the messages here... As I have no tape for records, I'm going to write down what you say on a little piece of paper that I will stick on myself with one of those stupid magnets my owner gets from corn flakes packages. Please speak slowly so that I can write down everything - remember I'm a fridge and it's hard for to write without hands, even if I do my best.

*beep*
040501
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