poofter hotmatty Noun. 1. A homosexual, usually male. Derog. 2. A soft, feeble person. Derog. May be spelt pooftah. Generally heard pronounced as poofdah. 980819 ... god Poofter's Froth, Wyoming March Eleven Sixty-Seven Take a letter, Ms. Abetter, An' our pigeons Will be homing To our jobbers in Dakota And to Merwyn, Minnesota This is merely just a note about Performance to our quota Well, we've all come out To show dem, An' the Elks have helped us Load 'em . . . Little packets full of jackets Little rackets, little rackets Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments Little Poofter's Froth Anointments Little hoods, little goods Little doo-dads from the woods The entire stock is shipping (Oh, our shod is hardly slipping!) To our markets of the world Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled! T-shirt racks, rubber snacks, Poster rolls with matching tacks, Yes, a special beer for sports, And paper cups that hold two quarts! Everything a nation needs For making hoopla while it feeds The trash compactors, small reactors, Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute (HYULK!) Two hundred years have gone ka-poot! (Ah but we have been astute!) Signed: Anon. —Wyo. Galoot 010528 ... god i wish i had a pair of bongos... 030529 what's it to you? who go blather from