heightist
emmi short guys lie about their height and don't want me to wear heels. they also tell people i'm really tall, which i'm not really, it's just that they are short. and yes, 5'8 is short for a guy.

also, i'm sick of getting stuff from the top shelf at the supermarket for short people. next time i drop something on the floor i'll shout out to the nearest short person to pick it up for me.

i am also tired of people commenting on my height/weight. next time someone says i'm tall and thin, i'll tell them they're short and fat. fair enough, right? it's not as if _i_ asked for _their_ opinion.

yeah, short people got no reason to live. they have little hands and little eyes, they walk around telling great big lies.
i am a heightist.
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