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misstree You know them. It's rarely singular-they travel in herds, often with tribal identifiers--this gang is black pants and one-shoulder shirts, this one miniskirts and sequins and spaghetti straps, oh look, there's four of them in tube tops and fuck me boots!

In the wild they are known to have a fondness for getting drunk and stumbling in front of cars, dancing with other members of the same species if no "fratticus egotesticlus" are available, and getting very very offended if you don't think you should worship them for gracing you with their presence.

reccomendation: avoid, unless you have a collar and leash. or some roofies.
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minnesota_chris mmmm tube tops and fuck-me boots... I mean, erhm um that's really tasty--tasteless I mean 030808
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misstree Yes, very yummy, and if i ever got my hands on one I would have a wonderful time... and if she ever escaped my basement, nothing would be left than a more wretched excuse for a human being than when I started.

Been living in a college town tooooo long.
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clyde has never encountered one 040624
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