fortune_cookies Doar Romance comes into your life this year in a very unusual sort of way. the liklihood of this actually happening is somewhere on the scale of probability nil to slightly less than zero. 050714 ... Ptolemy DCLVIII Inexplicably, much more popular than fortune_tomatoes, fortune_crumbcakes, or fortune_salad_dressings. However, that fortune_cookies are more popular than fortune_bologna comes as a surprise to no one. 060220 ... perfectly_chaotic The other day I went to get Chinese for lunch. After I walked out the door I began to remove the fortune cookie from its wrapper. As soon as the package was opened my mouth was watering for the flavor and my head was welling with the anticipation of my fortune inside the cookie. Next thing you know I dropped the cookie. Upon examination of the shattered remains I could find no piece of paper with a fortune... I wonder what that might or might not mean? 101021 what's it to you? who go blather from