Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden thi yer?
See the l0veli lakes
The W0nderful teleph0ne system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic m00se
A M00se once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initals on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink".
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...