too_tired_to_have_sex
I forgot what I was going to say so I said this in
Sorry
.
I'm
too
tired
.
I
have
a
headache
.
I
made
you
dinner
,
isn't
that
enough
?!
Can't
you
fuck
the
dog
?
Sex
makes
me
dizzy
.
I
have
a
heart
condition
brought
on
by
sex
.
I
might
get
pregnant
.
You
might
get
pregnant
.
I
won't
have
sex
without
a
condom
.
I
can't
do
it
here
.
I
don't
beleive
in
sex
before
marriage
.
I
don't
have
any
genitalia
.
Sex
makes
me
throw
up
.
I
don't
have
sex
with
humans
.
We're
too
young
.
We're
too
old
.
Go
look
at
porn
.
I'm
too
drunk
.
I'm
not
drunk
enough
.
I
can't
get
it
up
.
I've
got
my
period
.
I've
got
an
STD
.
You're
too
fat
.
You're
too
ugly
.
I'm
too
fat
.
I'm
too
ugly
.
I
don't
love
you
enough
.
You
don't
love
me
enough
.
I
had
sex
with
you
last
night
.
Sex
gives
me
a
rash
.
I
can't
fuck
after
9
PM
.
I
DON'T
FEEL
LIKE
IT
,
ALREADY
.
050409
...
stead
.
050409
...
dandy
I'm
gettting
a
vague
no
here
.
So
,
how
about
later
then
?
(
I
can
just
hear
the
AAAAaaaarg!)
050409
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from