farmfish_asks_the_world farmfish you've heard people, i'm sure, say, "i don't give a flying fuck." what the hell does that mean anyway? 010603 ... johnny west It means that one would not consider sexual intercourse while suspended above the ground. Much like that garden salad that crossed the road, only to discover he had soiled his pants in the process. 010604 ... Dafremen You're obviously trying to butter me up with that garden salad talk Johnny. Get me to "get in touch with" my feelings. Well, it's not going to work fat boy...not much anyhow. 010604 ... nocturnal at work dude, johnny's not fat. and everybody knows that I'm the only one that's come close to having you "get in touch with your feelings" cuz you love me. 010604 ... Dafremen Don't make me break out Mr. NaughtyGirlFannyPaddle again noc. 010604 ... nocturnal at work is that supposed to disuade me? it's doing quite the opposite my friend. 010604 ... surrealchereal flying fuck not thinking of fucking. to high to fuck but how else may i ask does anyone not! thinking of sex how do i stop sex how can i not consider it at all moments needing sex i am alive aren't I fucking tweak made it stop fucking but then I was dead. fucking dead inside sex i'm alive now thinking of sex is a major source of thought fucking is what i want fucking thinking ahhhh alive inside what i want and all that i want fucking, thinking, alive inside 010604 ... farmfish is it a crime if there is no witness? 010606 ... j_blue since justice (and thus crime) is a social concept, without society (or in this case, society's awareness), there is no crime therefore, if there is no evidence, and society never becomes aware of a so-called crime, i contend that the crime never occurred 010606 ... Dafremen I THEREFORE CONTEND THAT THE UNIVERSE NEVER CAME INTO BEING. Anyone that was there when it happened, please step forward. "At approximately 00:00 on Day 1 of existence, an unknown individual brought the universe into being. Since the initial crime was perpetrated this this universe has spread until now it has become difficult if not impossible for citizens to get away from it. This same universe has come to affect our neighborhoods, our children, our homes and our livelihoods which is why CrimeStoppers wants to find the individual or individuals responsible. Crime Stoppers is offering up to a $1000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for bringing the universe into being. Anyone with information on this horrific crime can contact your local CrimeStoppers or dial 1-888-BIG-BANG. All calls are confidential." 010606 ... heres to crime i always tell people to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut 010606 ... farmfish what is your favourite wine? 010610 ... nocturnal I'd tell you, but I don't know how to spell it and I'd feel dumb. 010610 ... Dafremen TJ Swann's Easy Nights. There, did I spell it right nocturnal? 010611 ... nocturnal at work oh shut up 010611 ... Dafremen - : ) - 010611 ... nocturnal my new favourite wine is one that I had with my celebratory dinner after my last exam was done. I'm not sure of the year or the maker, but I believe it was an australian chiraz (no, I did not check the spelling, so if that's wrong don't make fun!). 010611 ... black bird/red wine Ecco Domani - Sangiovese di Toscano Réal Sangria 010611 ... j_blue sangria = yum sangria = ghetto but, luckily, ghetto yum 010611 ... birdmad hehe, the place where i live now, compared to the places where i used to party VERY ghetto. oh yeah. 010612 ... farmfish i suppose the wine isn't as important as what you do after you drink it...now what do you do? 010616 ... nocturnal if only I could remember, I'd let you know. you'd probably have more luck finding out the answer to that question by asking my friends or any random strangers with whom I may have "interacted" on any given wine-induced occasion. 010616 ... farmfish this goes out to all of nocturnal's friends and any random stranders that may have seen her after she finished her last glass of the nectar of the gods... "what does she do?" 010617 ... farmfish what i do is obvious... spell strangers wrong... "stranders?" ...um..ok. it was a french merlot and i'm on my fucking ass. 010617 ... farmfish nocturnal? 010729 ... nocturnal yo. 010729 ... farmfish yo yo. i haven't heard any responses from your friends or random strangers, so do you think you can try to remember? 010731 ... nocturnal well, recently I've been driving a lot. drinking and driving is so much fun...until you die. I also become insanely flirtatious, which also leads to trouble. I often wake up with unidentifiable injuries, so I apparently get a bit rowdy. oh, and most importantly, after I've been drinking, I tend to drink more....LOTS more. take this past weekend, for example. I went to a wedding reception wherein I drank tons of champagne. then I came home, had a martini (gin w/ a twist) with my sister and her boyfriend, then passed out. a while later my friends came over, woke me up, and I went back out only to drink countless coronas. then I came home and passed out again and was soon after woken up in a chair by my mother around 6am. so does that answer your question? 010731 ... farmfish yes. quite extensively and outlandishly. sounds like someone i know...um. me. 010801 ... ecila dear Dafremen, i was there. what is the sound of one universe being born? incredible. filled with the loudest pain you could ever experence but countered with joy until it seemed a little skitophrenic, and it felt like it would go on forever but then it was over and the universe was expanding and we were there to witness it. i got to sign the birth certificate and everything. its gotten bigger and wiser over the years, but its never been able to shake the skitzophrenia 020608 ... farmfish can you think in a foreign language if english is your native tongue? 020608 ... Herr DannyH Ich weis es nicht 020609 ... farmfish lives if we did not invent money, what would we be using for currency? 130205 ... water lillies crafts, food, handmade items for trade. 130206 what's it to you? who go blather from