gods_honest_truth
Splinken
"
everything
looks
beautiful
when
you're
young
and
pretty
"
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...
silentbob
except
ugly
people
.
I
saw
a
JC
penny
add
yesterday
.
"
Two
things
need
to
be
ensured
that
you
will
get
a
date
.
One
:
Have
these
shoes
!
Two
:
Don't
be
ugly
!
to
me
that
is
the
most
fucking
yellow
belly
chickenshit
advertising
in
the
entire
world
.
it
made
me
want
to
blow
up
every
national coporation
and
rain
shit
and
fire
and
brimstone
and
rain
sulfer
down
upon
the
land
and
wipe
my
ass
with
the
flag
and
the
sales
receipt
from
every
trendy
store
everyone
ever
shopped
in
but
i
knew
i
would
just
get
a
rash
if
i
did
that
.
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...
Brad
geez
...
relax
...
you'll
live
longer
.
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...
grendel
hmmm
?
how
can
i
light
BRAD's
fuse
?
ahhh
yes
,
something
inane
like
calling
the
crackstreet
boys
musical
geniuses (
or
is
that
genii)
*
just
kidding
,
young
Bradley*
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...
The Schleiffen Man
brad's
fuse
is
easily
lit
,
i
should
know
... muahahaha
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...
They call me Truth
man
i
wish
i
knew
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from