glutton
bane
at
times
i
get
the
definite
impression
that
my
dog
despises
me
.
he
raises
his
eyebrows
and
wags
his
tail
on
occassion
when
he
takes
the
time
to
notice
me
but
i
think
that's
just
because
he
sees
an
opportunity
to
do
me
injustice
.
he
uses
my
bedroom
as
his
own
private
lavatory.
sometimes
he's
even
courteous
enough
to
wipe
before
exiting
.
i
tried
to
explain
to
him
that
he
shouldn't
do
such
things
.
that's
not
what
civilized beings
do
.
i
don't
leave
that
on
his
bed
.
but
once
the
precedent
was
set
,
the
habit
proved
impossible
to
break
.
at
times
i
can
almost
feel
his
eyes
penetrating
through
the
back
of
my
skull
.
i
get
the
distinct
impression
that
while
walking
he
tries
to
lose
me
in
the
subdivision
and
go
home
.
but
for
all
that
it's
worth
i
still
love
him
.
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...
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for
punishment
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...
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loochs ecneidebe
god
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typing
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again
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dog
obedience
school
!
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