a_message_from_the_future
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Hello
primitive
people
of
the
past
!
I
heard
that
you
guys
thought
that
colonizing
Mars
would
be
difficult
. Peshaw!
It
was
totally
easy
.
Turns
out
just
getting
there
was
the
hard
part
.
So
what
about
the
thin
cold
atmosphere
?
Well
,
as
the
Gamulons
from
Gamulon
Theta
VI
say
"
Humans
are
full
of
hot
air
" (
and
besides
,
if
you
think
the
cold
thin
atmosphere
on
Mars
is
unbearable
you
should
meet
my
mother
-in-law),
and
what
about
the
weak
gravity
?
That
wasn't
so
bad
,
it
helped
a
lot
when
we
had
to
move
our
stuff
,
but
given
humanity's
rising
penchant
for
material
goods
it
seems
as
though
once
we
moved
our
stuff
over
we
increased
the
planet's
mass
significantly.
Oh
well
,
the
extra
gravity
helps
hold
all
our
hot
air
on
the
planet
.
Well
,
I'll
let
you
archaic
past
people
get
back
to
churning
butter
or
whatever
you
guys
did
.
Bye
now
.
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