heroic_villians andru235 "i'm goig do sumphing horrrrible en' nassy," said the drunk, evil villain. the villain began to cross the room but stumbled into the blazing brazier, which toppled over and started a small fire. "oh, ooofs," said the villain. at first the villain didn't care, enjoying the toasty fire, but then he noticed the book of mean behavior had ignited, and he panicked. from the wall of the stone tower he grabbed a fire extinguisher, but by the time he put out the fire, the book of mean behavior had been burned beyond recognition. "that pissssess mioff," slurred the villain. the sorceress of laconic friendliness, however, was more than happy to know the world was now free of that irritating tome. she read about it weeks later on the wall of the tavern watercloset. --from _Grorgop_the_Nyranu_, a book that will [perhaps] be written in the year 2545. 050521 what's it to you? who go blather from