blasphemer
werewolf
at
the
passion
of
the
christ
,
people
actually
went
into
the
movie
with
popcorn
and
sodas
and
icees.
the
people
i
was
with
and
i
pictured
jesus
on
the
cross
uttering "
i
thirst
"
and
then
the
sound
of
someone
slurping
on
an
icee
,
exhaling
loudly
in
refreshment, swishing
the
ice
in
their
cup
around
.
040301
...
werewolf
i
also
think
i
learned
aramaic
for
ouch
.
040301
...
white_wave
the
last
supper
= bon bons, nachos,
and
a
large
diet
coke
.
040301
...
grendel
Fast
-food
tie
-ins
to
go
with
the
Nail
pendants:
The
Last
Value
Meal
(
collect
a
different
Apostle
with
every
meal
)
The
McJesus
Meal
: Supersize
your
salvation
and
get
a
free
side
order
of
crispy
Saviour
strips
in
our
tangy
new
Blood
of
Christ
sauce
The
Pontius
Pilate
Pizza
:
Tasty
but
messy
,
you'll
need
to
wash
your
hands
afterwards
040302
...
stork daddy
the
pontius
pilate
pizza
is
delicious
.
but
please
don't
get
me
started
.
i
WILL
race
you
to
hell
.
me
and
my
friends
once
discussed
a
religious
theme
park
. there'd
be
confessionals
after
every
ride
that
seemed
a
little
too
fun
,
the
scary
ride
would
be
called
vengeful
god
,
and
there'd
be
vendors
with
their
most
popular
item
,
jesus
on
a
stick
(
probably
corndogs).
040302
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
