colonel_sanders
The Chicken Man
I'm
American
.
But
I
spell
using
English
.
You
know
.
The
language
we
all
speak
.
I
make
good
chicken
.
You
can't
have
my
tie
.
Maybe
when
you
stop
referring
to
me
as
a
piece
of
corn
.
Repeat
after
me
C
-O-L-O-N-E-L.
It's
pronounced
kernel.
You
got
that
much
right
.
But
it's
the
english
language
of
course
it's
not
spelled
that
way
.
040322
...
why the chicken crossed the road
but
you
are
finger
looking
good
.
i
love
a
man
in
uniform
!
040322
...
am
he
was
a
very
mean
man
and
i
hate
k
.f.c.
dont
ask
how
i
know
but
dont
eat
the
potpies
or
bbq
sandwiches
040322
...
god
poison
breaded
jimi
stitch
just
like
a
temple
the
money
is
bad
040929
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from