cliff's_perfect_metaphor
*gasp* ... *gasp* ...
If
I
was
a
wrestler
named
Cliff
I'd
have
this
move
called
the
Sui-Slide
where
my
opponent
would
first
ride
down
a
big
slide
and
into
the
ring
and
then
stand
on
me
for
a
moment
before
jumping
off
me
and
...
and
then
I'd
...
and
then
...
then
I'd
...
I'd
...
uh
...
.
061215
...
oh good
perfection
exists
after
all
070422
...
Capital - ism.
We
don't
need
another
business
though
..
it's
flooding
..
compact
your
business
and
wear
a
green
one
.
i
don't
like
Vat
forms
they
kuff
me
....
i
feel
engulfed
doing
that
on
my
own
...
and
i
can't
sell
things
that
are
not
up
to
my
standards
....
it's
a
state
of
mind
i
know
...
but
we
can't
do
it
because
all
the
big
companies
don't
let
us
have
fun
.
i
need
capital.
and
an
attitude
.
i
don't
have
either
.
-
i
must
be
stuck
in
a
rut
then
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from