applicant_training_items
smurfus rex
Bringing
the
required
items
does
not
guarantee
admission
to
training
,
but
no
applicant
will
be
considered
unless
he
arrives
with
the
following
items
and
exactly
five
hundred
dollars
cash
for
personal
burial
money
.
This
money
must
always
be
carried
in
the
student's
shoe
so
if
the
student
is
ever
killed
,
his
death
will
not
be
a
burden
to
Project
Mayhem
.
In
addition
,
the
applicant
is
to
arrive
with
the
following
:
--
Two
black
shirts
--
Two
black
pair
of
trousers
--
One
pair
of
heavy
black
shoes
--
Two
pair
of
black
socks
and
two
pair
of
plain
underwear
--
One
heavy
black
coat
This
includes
the
clothes
the
applicant
has
on
his
back
.
--
One
white
towel
--
One
army
surplus
cot
mattress
--
One
white
plastic
mixing
bowl
040326
...
Nukemall
Why
are
they
wearing
their
cloths
on
there
backs
?
Seems
odd
to
have
your
pants
on
your
back
.
Do
they
glue
velcro
strips
on
their
backs
?
.
040326
...
Nukemall
What
was
it
about
the
backs
?
Were
there
different
colours
on
their
backs
?
Did
their
backs
hurt
?
Could
they
back
up
with
their
backs
?
060717
...
Nukemall
Backs
,
backs
,
backs
,
backs
,
backs
.
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