amsneeziac no reason i can't remember the last time i sneezed. 030605 ... sneeze recall it was seven weeks ago tuesday. you had just finished eating an imaginary tuna salad sandwich. dust accumulation, combined with the smell of tuna and twelve-grain bread, proved too much for your then-moody nasal cavity. "we're on thin ice," a few of your sensory neurons reported. "brace yourselves! a monolithic sneeze is approaching!" as the tension built to an unbearable crescendo, nothing happened. the sneeze fizzled out. neurons sighed in relief. and then came the sneeze. dust particles were murdered, or at least rudely blown in harphazard directions they hadn't anticipated. pedestrians were startled. thankfully, no tuna salad was harmed. sometimes lengthy breaks are required in order to ensure a sneeze of note, when one does next occur. 030608 what's it to you? who go blather from