Irreverent Lovejoy ... his face was as ghurn as the giant_ducks_of_omaha

... his noodle dangled lazily, like the meandering siloful of scahu

... the squillo was as flonto as the rabbits_we_remade_for_skydiving
paste! bakersfield is like a pyrite medal guarded by a thousand dollar lock. 020620
Frank Drebin Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes. 021010
Frank Drebin Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. 021010
Frank Drebin It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. 021010
Topper Harley Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. 021010
dosquatch He tossed similes about like a Vegas dealer would cards. 040503
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