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captain bloodbeard yarr, its the pirate metal duo sweeping the nation with their smash hit single, "shiver me timbers"!

look for the upcoming cd "the S.S. abomination" including "mics are for wimps", "the parrot is missing", and "it aint easy being a pirate"

coming this spring

also but tickets now for the "yarr mate-ey" tour, coming soon to a garage near you!
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pipe-Hook avast, me 'earties! off with ye land lubbers, time for yer to walk the plank....*ominous silence*

*flips her eyepatch and waves scimitar around imperiously*
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breygris i wanna be Avast's mermaid-whore/cinematographer, can i? can i can i cannnn iiii can i can i can i OH COME ON!!! why not?? can i!?? 040120
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pipedream hmmm...depends on how good you look in this here mauve shell bikini top.. 040121
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Strideo aye_aye_capt'n
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breygris hmm, i don't look so great in bikinis. guess i'll just have to kill you, pipedream a-hole. 041010
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Strideo "Virus database has been updated!"

Gah! Sometimes the Avast anti virus software startles me with that announcement if I forget to turn down my speakers.
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