is_santa_really_dirty_or_is_it_just_me magdalena If he can see you when you're sleeping, and if he knows when you're awake. If he knows if you've been bad or good... Is santa really a pedofile? Maybe it would explain why he likes having kids sit on his lap... 021219 ... spiderweb yeah. and why else would he be seducing mothers and kissing them in the middle of the night unbeknownst to their husbands? 021219 ... jane of course he's dirty! you would be dirty too if you were sliding through chimneys all the time 021219 ... MollyCule Santa in the mall hit on me the other day. It took everything I had to not actually puke on him. 021219 ... p2 place an anonymous call to Mrs Claus she'll divorce his fat ass and take half of everything let's see that sleigh get off the ground with only 4 reindeer pulling his tubby butt rudolf will go with the mrs of course but santa will get visiting rights every other weekend 021220 what's it to you? who go blather from