dh0010
DannyH
TRAIN
TO
TEWKESBURY
The
train
pulls
out
of
the
station
with
a
sigh
.
Urban
sprawl
gives
way
to
lush
green
countryside
and
rolling
hills
.
The
England
of
W
H
Auden
clatters
past
you
at
a
sedate
pace
.
You
help
an
old
gentleman
with
the
crossword
to
pass
the
time
.
In
what
seems
like
the
blinking
of
an
eye
you
are
striding
out
into
the
picturesque
market
town
of
Tewkesbury.
It
is
here
that
one
can
visit
the
famous
Tewkesbury Manor, residence
of
arguably
the
first
of
the
truly
great
blatherskites
: Lord_Tewkesbury,
thirteenth
Marquis_of_Blather
020515
...
DannyH
To
take
a
trip
to
Tewkesbury manor
go
to
blathermaze_entrance
Conphoozed?
See
how_to_make_blatheworld
020515
...
DannyH
To
visit
the
ruins
of
the
ancient
blathereum
go
to
dh017
030806
...
DannyH
To
take
a
train
back
to
Finsbury
park
:
dh0008
030806
...
u24
I've
been
looking
for
this
train
for
AGES
.
I
got
very
,
very
,
VERY
lost
in
the
blatheworld
.
started
at
dh0001
,
went
all
the
way
to
kew
gardens
,
then
to
northampton,
then
finally
realised
it
was
pretty
much
next
door
to
where
I
started
.. phew.
040701
...
u24
still
,
at
least
I
didn't
leave
the
coutry,
eh
!
040701
...
Pardon a moi?
"
Ferdle_did_what
?"
070819
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from