ant_time
sameolme
My
early
studies
of
entomological
relativity
were
based
on
the
tiny
size
of
ants
.It
followed
that
their
time
would
be
equally
tiny
.
I
calculated
that
an
ant
day
should
be
about
5
minutes
.
To
test
my
theory
I
followed
an
ant
through
its
tiny
day
.
I
thought
for
sure
that
I
would
catch
it
stopping
and
going
to
sleep
becauce
it
was
its
bedtime
already
.
I
didn't
see
it
happen
!
Well
,
perhaps
it
sleeps
such
a
tiny
sleep
that
I
missed
it
when
I
blinked.
I
became
more
disciplined
in
my
observation
,
hardly
blinking
at
all
.
Alas
,
all
this
rigorous
effort
made
me
sleepy
,
I
closed
my
eyes
and
took
a
nap
.
My
older
sister
came
and
found
me
and
brought
me
in
the
house
.
That
day
I
proved conclusively
that
older
sisters
are
the
enemy
of
science
.
040706
...
newme
oh
my
gosh
sameolme
040707
...
newme
i've
had
similar
thoughts
.
040707
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go
blather
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